Tour Diary

A life less ornery. Bristol Colston Hall. 23rd Nov.

November 24, 2017 I am a hen scratching for yesterday mornings. I find a strand and worry at it. We leave at midday. Vinny has picked me up a pitta wrap that I have ordered on-line so as to spare me another service station fast food outlet. This was certainly[…]

The lights are strung like pearls. Manchester. Nov 22nd

November 23, 2017 21st Nov I had a day off in Manchester. I wandered Christmas markets under drizzling skies. There is always something new to learn, i.e. water resistant means fuck all. I bought a new bra that shaped me just the two tits, as opposed to the four. It’s[…]

York. Barbican. 19th Nov.

November 21, 2017 We left our Bristol hotel at midday and made our way to York. Another beautiful city I will but dip a curtsy to and never get past a By Your Leave. We headed straight for the venue for my soundcheck and Vinny took our cases to check in[…]

St David’s Hall. Cardiff. Nov 18th.

November 19, 2017 I had a happy day off at home. Amongst other things, we went to see The Florida Project at The Komedia. A remarkable film. This morning I repacked fresh, albeit builder-dusted laundry, and Vinny collected me at midday. We have a hotel in Bristol tonight, so drove[…]

London. The Palladium shows. Nov 14th Nov 15th

November 16, 2017 13/11 I arrived late in London after Cambridge, and ensconced in a comfortable room, I slept. Briefly. 14/11 Up early, I got coffee at the bar and then did twat all in my room. Excellent staring at nothing may have occurred. In the afternoon, I went out[…]

Birmingham. Symphony Hall. 9th Nov.

November 11, 2017 Having been jolted awake by the fire alarm, trying to sleep further was futile. The gulls that have their apartments on the roof above me, were going about their business of the day, shouting out like market boys organising a tea run. So be it. I tidied[…]